Tina Weymouth is played by Jamie Jay
Otherwise Known as: JJ, Jedrzejewski, JeBOOMski
Hometown: Elk Grove, IL
Current home: Elmhurst, IL
Side Projects: Harmonation (myspace.com/harmonation), the Joe London Orchestra (joelondonmusic.com)
I stay home to watch: Stop Making Sense… and have dancealongs in my bedroom… with my sisters… in our PJs…
Worst childhood memory: my naive lack of sarcasm comprehension at the age of 5, the time my little brother’s teeth crumbled and fell out (due to an enamel defect)… a terrible enough memory… and then my uncle told me “that’s what will happen to you if you eat too much candy!” and I believed him, genuinely…horrified…
Personal heroes: Carol Kaye, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Professor Judy Grimes
Nobody knows I: have always had a bad habit of grinding my teeth to the rhythm of whatever song is stuck in my head, usually unaware I’m doing it.
You may have seen or heard me: menacing a street near you with my bitchin bike gang, the Tri-Cycle Tramps. We cycle together….in more ways than one…
I’ve never been able to: whistle
If I could change one thing about myself: I’d be a dreadlocked Jamaican man, so the world would accept me as a reggae bassist.
People who knew me in high school thought I was: self-righteous…. and purportedly “most likely to become president”
My fantasy is: to find true love without even trying.
My most irrational act: pissing on all of my belongings to attract a mate. Oh wait…no…that was my cat.
Pigout food: vanilla malts
When I’m not working, I’m: running laps or taking naps.
If I’ve learned one thing in life: Musicians are the coolest people in the world.
The three words that best describe me: I’m a dreamer.